why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon
I want a cactus in a cute little pot and I’ll name it after you because you’re a fucking prick.
ahh yes the sweet smell of feeling excluded from absolutely everything
how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you
- garbage cans
- dog shit
- asshole people
- those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what